I guess the obvious joke is: Aren’t most energy drinks faith-based?

PITCH: America‚s First Faith-Based Energy Drink

I thought the readers at [REDACTED] might like to hear about America’s first faith-based energy drink ˆ one that energizes your body and soul! Not only does the combination of pomegranate and grape make for an abundant taste, but 1in3Trinity also serves as a high-powered energy drink to give an extra boost any time of day. I’d love to send you some samples to try it yourself, and if you’re not the best contact for this can you let me know who is?

1in3Trinity is made of a special blend handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the Holy Land mixed with B-vitamins, Vitamin C, herbs and antioxidants. With only 10 calories and 3 grams of sugar per serving, 1in3Trinity still manages to pack mighty flavor into every heavenly sip.

Taking its cue from Galatians 5:22, the 1in3Trinity product line is designed to empower Christians to be bold in their faith and reflect the Fruits of the Spirit to the world with confidence. For more details and high-res photos you can download, visit: www.ultimatepresspicks.com.

Please be sure to let me know if you’d like me to send you samples.